DisabledCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Creepers: Where even Steve thinks he can fix Her

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers and their attitude problems? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fix them! That’s right, no more dealing with snarky comments and eye rolls, just grab your tools and show those villagers who’s boss. Join us and show them who’s the real Minecraft master!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3659
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mines Excavated:	1830
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Down Under Disasters: Minecraft Mayhem Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos is just beginning! Join us as we navigate through a world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the riots breaking out in Australia. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to unleash their inner rebel without causing any real-life mayhem.

Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so wild that even mainstream media is trying frantically to shut it down. That’s right, we’re causing such a stir that they can’t handle the madness we bring to the virtual world.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything can happen. From unexpected stabbings to riots that come out of nowhere, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OofCraft: The Sequel – ‘i have bad news bros pt. 2’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got church flirtations, yaoi fantasies, and knee socks that will make you question your masculinity. Who needs a boring old love triangle when you can have a love square with a twist?

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and uncovering scandalous secrets. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama-filled adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

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Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	6103
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

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Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Manga Mania

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all manga lovers out there!

Imagine building your very own manga-inspired world where you can unleash your creativity and bring your favorite characters to life. Want to create a giant Pikachu statue? Go for it! How about a castle inspired by Attack on Titan? The sky’s the limit on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book of Infinite Knowledge,” rumored to contain all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive book, but beware of the challenges and obstacles that stand in your way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world where manga meets Minecraft in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	271	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2874	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Chimeras Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

Adventure, Archive, bakers, correcting, Edition, Ethics, fanfiction, FANTASY, Galore, gem gf, gemstone, greentext, Kings, Lesbian, lol, minecrafty, Novels, precious stone, Slavery, SMUT, Vtuber, War, Writers, Writing General, writing thread

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Whispering Caves Entered:	6