Dirty Slut Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

We have a player who calls herself a dirty slut but has only ever loved one guy – talk about a plot twist! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5165
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

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Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	171
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Animals Bred:	50
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	97	Dimension Hops:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7204
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!