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LashCraft: Liquid Expulsion Fun

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server, where eyelashes are not just for looking fabulous, they are for EXPLODING LIQUID! That’s right, our eyelashes are equipped with hydrophobic fibers that shoot out liquid like a water gun. Imagine the chaos and hilarity of battling other players while your eyelashes are squirting water everywhere. It’s like a wet and wild party in every battle!

But wait, there’s more! Our eyelashes also have micro-ratchets and a crazy curve that makes them shoot liquid in the most epic and unpredictable ways. You’ll never know where the water is coming from next, adding a whole new level of strategy to the game. Will you dodge the liquid or embrace the wetness and use it to your advantage?

So come join our server and experience the madness of liquid-expelling eyelashes in Minecraft like never before. It’s a game-changer that will have you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played on a boring old server without exploding eyelashes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Harvested Hills

Challenges, community engagement, Community Events, Competition, creativity, crops, custom content, Custom Crops, Custom Items, discord server, Economy, Events, Farming, farming game, farming server, MCMMO, Player Economy, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Trading, wealth

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to Harvested Hills, a competitive farming server where strategy, skill, and creativity collide! Our world revolves around custom crops, a player-driven economy, and endless opportunities for growth. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just starting out, you’ll find endless ways to thrive as you plant, harvest, and trade in a dynamic, ever-evolving environment.

JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pXUsHsXdW2

Key features include:

Custom Crops: Grow unique, specialized crops not found anywhere else. Breed them, harvest them, and watch your farm flourish! Player Economy: Build and trade your way to the top with a fully player-driven economy. Set up shops, buy, and sell crops to gain wealth. Custom Content: Enjoy a variety of custom items, events, and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Community Events: Participate in thrilling server-wide events where you can win rare rewards, showcase your farming prowess, and compete for top spots.

Join us on this exciting journey where farming isn’t just about crops—it’s about community, competition, and creativity! Will you dominate the fields and become the richest farmer on the server? The harvest is waiting!

mc.harvestedhills.com

Totem Network

amazing, awesome community, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, earth server, Economy, join now, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Professional staff, PvP, Survival, survival server, Totem Network, Totemsteal

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

TotemNetwork Welcome to **Totemsteal**, a network server with many possibilities! You may ask what we have to offer so here it is: **Lifesteal** – Economy – Leaderboards – Crates – Amazing and Professional Staff Members – Awesome community – More Soon We plan to release a **Survival Server** and a **Earth Server** soon, so what are you waiting for? **Join Now!**

totem.lunar-mc.net:7256

Fortnite craft

alts, banned, Claims, Craft, Discord, favorite server, fortnite, Griefing, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, JOINING, Keep Inventory, melon craft, minimaps, Mods, MONKEY, racism, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Vanilla, wary, Xray

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Towns Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Fortnite Craft Server

Fortnite Craft is opening its doors today. Join in today and have fun!

Note that TPA may not work.

fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Rules:

No hacks
No grieving
No claims
No back
No keep inventory
No Hacking Xray, etc. not allowed (Minimaps are allowed)
Alts not allowed unless Mods approve
No racist or homophobic slurs

Join the discord server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Right now I am kind of upset because I got banned from my favorite server melon craft for “being racist”. Just called someone a monkey – no hate to them. Be wary when joining that server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed on the server. This includes Xray and similar cheats.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Alts are not allowed unless approved by Mods.
Is it okay to use minimaps?	Minimaps are allowed on the server.
What is the server IP?	You can connect to the server using fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Thread of Panties 1.21

4chan, Access, casual reminder, Community, creep, drawers, family, finds, gross, holidays, living spaces, Overnight, Panties, Restricted, sharing, Thread, Tourist, underwear, Unrestricted, weird

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	69	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like going through your family’s underwear drawers during the holidays! Find some unexpected treasures and share your finds with us on the server. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with underwear! Don’t be a tourist, join us for some crazy fun on our server.

Minecraft SMP: AGYWB – Anthro Girls You Wanna Be

AGYWB, Anthro, anthro girl, anthro girls, Bridal Edition, Desu Link, Girls, Minecraft, QoTT, smp, Thread, Trash, tux, Wanna, Wedding, wedding dress

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1336	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re an anthro girl getting ready for your wedding in Minecraft. But wait, should you wear a dress or a tux? The drama, the suspense, the fashion choices! Join our server and let your inner fashionista shine as you navigate through hilarious wedding planning shenanigans. Will you be the talk of the town with your stunning outfit choice? Find out on our server, where every block is a step closer to your dream wedding! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the chaos begin!

SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

aita, children, christmas eve, Fights, Fine, hard work, harmless fun, husband, jokes, next year, pillow cases, Presents, santa, sarcastic, SarcasticHub, Sorry., start fights, thanks, Wrapping, wrong way

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

XmasRuiner Minecraft SMP

Christmas catastrophe, Christmas disaster, Christmas disaster story, christmas fail, Christmas letdown, Christmas mishap, christmas nightmare, Christmas ruined, Christmas ruined 2021, Christmas ruined 2022, Christmas ruined by conflict, Christmas ruined by family, Christmas ruined by illness, Christmas ruined by weather, disappointing Christmas, family drama, holiday disaster, holiday letdown, Minecraft, ruined Christmas, ruined plans, smp, XmasRuiner

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

So like, this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, we have this crazy storyline where Santa Claus got stuck in a chimney and couldn’t deliver any presents, so now all the Minecraft mobs are running around stealing everyone’s gifts! It’s chaos, I tell ya!

But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon to save Christmas – a team of elite Minecraft players who are on a mission to defeat the mobs and rescue Santa! And guess what? You can be part of this epic adventure too! Just join our SMP and help us save Christmas before it’s too late!

Plus, we have the most lit events and minigames you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about a parkour course made entirely of candy canes, a snowball fight arena where you can pelt your friends with snowballs, and even a secret Santa gift exchange where you can give your fellow players the weirdest gifts you can find!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be part of the craziest Christmas adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RespawnReady

acceptance, Afterlife, Bed.., contemplation, death, Existential, fate, fear, final moments, inevitability, Life, mortality, Reflection, RespawnReady, response, surreal, surrealism, Time to go, TRANSITION, Wake Up

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of Death constantly trying to drag you to the afterlife? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Death is banned! That’s right, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about Death ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground club and boogie down like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Death, hello to zombie pigmen dance parties, and get ready to uncover the ultimate treasure of a lifetime!

TibetPower Minecraft Server

China, Chinese government, clean energy, controversial projects, Dam, economic growth, electricity generation, energy production, energy sustainability, environmental conservation, environmental impact, hydroelectric power, hydropower, infrastructure development, Minecraft, power generation, renewable energy, Server, Sustainable development, Three Gorges, Tibet, TibetPower, water resources

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Star Shards Collected:	290
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	8219
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a dam in tibet that generates THREE TIMES the power of three gorges!!! 🤯🔥🌊

why join, you ask? well, because our dam is so powerful, it can power your minecraft world for infinity and beyond! plus, we have secret redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you go “woah, dude!”

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest ores you can imagine. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon herobrine himself lurking in the shadows.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures in minecraft history! 🎮💎🤪

Santa’s Revenge: US-Ukraine Arms Deal

aggression, ARMS, arms transfer, biden, Christmas attack, Conflict Resolution, Deal, defense strategy, diplomatic response, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, POLITICAL CRISIS, Revenge, russia, Santas, security assistance, Ukraine, US, USUkraine, weapons surge

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

lol so like this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got weapons surging like crazy to Ukraine after Russia’s Christmas attack, Biden himself said so!! like bruh, imagine the chaos and epic battles you can have on this server, it’s gonna be wild!! join now and be part of the madness, trust me, you won’t regret it!! #weaponssurge #epicbattles #jointhefun

Lucky Blue Whale Minecraft

Biodiversity, Blue, blue whale, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, Evolution, Existence, Extinction, Fortunate, History, largest animal, Living, Lucky, marine life, Minecraft, natural world, species, Survival, Whale, wildlife

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Items Found:	6304
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

come join our minecraft server and be a part of the epic quest to save the blue whales from extinction!!! we have created a virtual world where blue whales roam free and you must protect them from evil sea monsters and poachers! but be careful, because sometimes the blue whales might mistake you for a krill and try to eat you! it’s a wild adventure filled with danger and excitement, so grab your pickaxe and join us today! who knows, maybe you’ll even become the legendary whale whisperer and ride into battle on the back of a majestic blue whale! don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft server experience of your life!

Twisted Tech Light: Brighter & Better

advanced lighting, Artificial Intelligence, BRIGHTER, brighter future, brightness, cutting-edge technology, Edison bulb, energy efficiency, Futuristic technology, human benefits, Illumination, industrial applications, innovation, innovative solutions, Light, light technology, machine benefits, machine learning, next-generation lighting, Smart Devices, Tech, Technology, Twisted, twisted light

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got edison bulb-like tech that makes da light 100 times brighter than before! It’s like you’re playin in da sun, but without da sunburn, ya feel me? And get dis, da twisted light can do wonders not just for humans, but also for machines! Like, imagine your Minecraft house lit up like a freakin disco ball, or your redstone contraptions workin like they got a boost of energy from a lightning bolt! It’s lit, fam. So come on over and join da madness, where da light is bright and da fun is endless!

AchlysNetwork

discord server, Economy, Enjoyable, Entertaining, INFORMATION, LifeSteal, market, PvP, Sethome, Support, Survival, team plugins, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Includes economy, market, sethome, lifesteal, team plugins. We aim to be an enjoyable and entertaining game. You can come to our discord server for support and information.

AchlysLSMP.exaroton.me:22518

Ember

Adventure, alliances, Civilization, destiny, Discord, Ember, Experience, Glory, hydra, Journey, MARK, Minecraft, Mods, Ready, Secrets, Server, smp, Start, Territory, unforgettable, unique stories, Universe

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4362	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Animals Bred:	185
Mines Excavated:	1836	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	AdventureCraft
Experience	Customized adventure with unique mods
Features	Expansive world, hidden secrets, territorial conquest, alliances, diverse civilizations
Join Us	Visit our Discord for more information

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without mods?	Yes, you can join the server with a vanilla Minecraft client, but installing the recommended mods will enhance your experience.
Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair play and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for more details.
How can I become part of a civilization?	You can join or create a civilization by interacting with other players in-game and forming alliances. Cooperation and communication are key.
What is the significance of conquering new territories?	Conquering new territories allows you to expand your influence, gather resources, and establish strategic positions within the world. It also adds to the overall narrative and gameplay dynamics.
How often are new updates or events introduced on the server?	We regularly introduce updates, events, and challenges to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. Stay tuned to our Discord for announcements.

Players:	94/800	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	4