| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5727 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1240 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8440 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 7778 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6513 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8509 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 99 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4515 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1018 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3786 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7124 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| About TCT |
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| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6566 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 451 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 163 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 137 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7609 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1453 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 90 | Farms Harvested: | 775 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3118 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4469 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Enchantments Applied: | 276 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6406 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 65457 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 599 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7950 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2288 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6786 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Server Name | The Pale Garden |
|---|---|
| Server Version | 1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP) |
| Game Mode | Hard gamemode – survival |
| Features |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the server IP? | melonsurvival.minecraft.best |
| Is there a Discord? | discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE |
| What is the Bedrock Port? | 19132 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4892 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 629 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.
Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.
From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.
So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5411 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 6174 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!
Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.
And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!
