Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than Lisa’s kale smoothie recipes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a never-ending episode of The Biggest Loser.

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about calorie tracking and meal prep. We’ve got more action-packed quests than Lisa has kale chips, and more surprises than a boomerang made of broccoli.

Join us and escape the never-ending diet talk. Who knows, you might even run into a player who’s turning into a carrot! Don’t be rude like Lisa’s coworker, come join the fun and leave the food lectures behind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🥳🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ores Mined: 1670

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Gods Slained: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Potions Brewed: 110
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9163 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3999
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Crops Grown: 8885
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Ores Mined: 9878 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 213

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Alien Abductions: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Ores Mined: 8647

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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