Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than Lisa’s kale smoothie recipes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a never-ending episode of The Biggest Loser.

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about calorie tracking and meal prep. We’ve got more action-packed quests than Lisa has kale chips, and more surprises than a boomerang made of broccoli.

Join us and escape the never-ending diet talk. Who knows, you might even run into a player who’s turning into a carrot! Don’t be rude like Lisa’s coworker, come join the fun and leave the food lectures behind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🥳🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Enchantments Applied: 130
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 311 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Potions Brewed: 21

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 293
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 126499 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 230 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Magic Items Found: 7810

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 3527

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 164 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 New Chunks Explored: 192370
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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