Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

    Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

    so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

    don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Animals Bred: 147 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 286
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • WaterMelon Mc

    WaterMelon Mc

    Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Solis MC

    Solis MC

    Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 431
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

    But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

    K I N O O O O  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8115
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DessertGateCraft

    DessertGateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

    Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

    Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

    HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4648 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BoomBorder Minecraft Server

    BoomBorder Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TalibanTakedownCraft

    TalibanTakedownCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

    Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun
    Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Dimension Hops: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Zombie Dances: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixel Land

    Pixel Land

    We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

    Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7221 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

    TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft
    The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

    The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Ores Mined: 9220 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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