Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Who Created The Lie That Indonesians Are Ugly Minecraft SMP

    Who Created The Lie That Indonesians Are Ugly Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who believe that the secret to building the best Minecraft creations is to wear a chicken suit while doing it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to steal all the diamonds and replace them with…you guessed it, potatoes!

    But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? We have a secret underground dance party every Saturday night where the only rule is to dance like a zombie villager on speed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2432
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SpookySznMinecraftSMP

    SpookySznMinecraftSMP
    Do you love spooky season as much as we do? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a haunted adventure like no other, where you can build your very own haunted house complete with ghostly villagers and creepy crawlies. But beware, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their diamonds into dirt! So if you’re brave enough to face the supernatural and want to show off your spooky building skills, join us for a spine-chilling experience you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4188 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Zombie Dances: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Magic Items Found: 7614

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NatureCrafted

    NatureCrafted
    Have you ever seen a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking through fields of diamond ore? Or maybe watched as a pack of creepers performed a synchronized explosion dance? Well, get ready to experience all that and more on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally), trees grow cookies, and the sun sets in a blaze of fireworks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness nature at its most ridiculous – join us today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • UAVsGoneWild – Minecraft Server

    UAVsGoneWild – Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and dancing llamas! u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is protected by a giant talking potato named spudnik who shoots french fries at intruders. we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of diamonds. join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 234 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

    Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CitadelPvP
    Version 1.7.10
    IP Address play.citadelpvp.com

    Features:

    About:

    Relive the glory days of 2012-2015 classic factions on CitadelPvP. Join today and experience the nostalgia of OG Minecraft gameplay!

    Interested in playing?

    Check out the server trailer here and join the fun on play.citadelpvp.com!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is the server only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10? Yes, CitadelPvP is only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10.
    What are some of the features offered on the server? The server includes classic factions gameplay, PvP zones, an economy system, 1v1 duels, and more.
    How can I join the server? Simply use the IP address play.citadelpvp.com to connect to the server.
    Are there any special events or activities on the server? There are events such as 1v1 duels, voting for in-game gear, and more to keep players engaged.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 6703
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Break Time Minecraft Server

    Break Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the endless thirst and obsession with women and sex? Looking for a break from the toxicity of online communities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can focus on building, exploring, and crafting without the distractions of the outside world.

    Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3958 Farms Harvested: 612
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Dimension Hops: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

    Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans
    Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or Elira Pendora starting a llama farm that takes over the entire server.

    And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their epic pranks like turning the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is home to a group of players who have built a massive underwater city complete with a secret treasure room that only the bravest adventurers can find.

    Luxiem is where things get really crazy, with Luca Kaneshiro leading raids on other players’ bases while Shu Yamino creates elaborate traps that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

    And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette has created a giant puppet show that takes up half the server and ScarleYonaguni is constantly pranking her fellow players with invisible blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the trolls, griefers, and numberfags lurking around every corner.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 149 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • HairCraft Minecraft Server

    HairCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Well, look no further! Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know if you’re going to get a sweet treat or a sour surprise. Just like the husband in this story, our players are full of surprises and will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s around the corner, just like this wife who never saw her husband’s blow-up coming. With our server, you’ll never be bored – there’s always something new and exciting happening, just like the constant drama in this story.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as this story, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • AccidentalSodaSipper

    AccidentalSodaSipper
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?

    Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?

    But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?

    Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8266 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24
    Mines Excavated: 4338 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyCrushSignals

    CraftyCrushSignals
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 106 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8630 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 134
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Commute Pay Time

    Crafty Commute Pay Time
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

    plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Divine Spears Created: 23

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Lucky Star Minecraft Server

    Lucky Star Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

    But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

    Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

    PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

    Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

    But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

    So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 6212
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Love Letters Sent: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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