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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Enchantments Applied: 66 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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