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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Magic Items Found: 4351
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 1381 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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