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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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