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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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