DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	774341
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Warning

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made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Towns Built:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	1757	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

bad guy, bae, Chaos, Chill out, concern, cover, dream, gura, holoEN, irys, Kiara, making money, Minecraft, mori, pixelated, senpai, Server, sololive, Tension, Unavoidable Scenario, unpopular, valid

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Divine Spears Created:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mines Excavated:	2220
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CringeCraft_Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3449	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!