Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Enchantments Applied: 87
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • HouthisGonnaHateCraft

    HouthisGonnaHateCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Alien Abductions: 1
    Animals Bred: 33 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

    Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Animals Bred: 178
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Warning

    Warning

    made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 713 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Divine Spears Created: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 49
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Crops Grown: 1305
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CringeCraft_Server

    CringeCraft_Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Pirates of the Dead

    Pirates of the Dead

    welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

    what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Animals Bred: 183
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 6056
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Enchantments Applied: 198
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

    HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Mines Excavated: 1626 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

    SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6832
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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