Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Mega Mango

    Mega Mango

    Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

    Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Runes Activated: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Battle Brits Minecraft Server

    Battle Brits Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

    With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

    Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 4981
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Divine Spears Created: 20

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

    & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Emeralds Found: 9830
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8278 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Villages Defended: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HouthisGonnaHateCraft

    HouthisGonnaHateCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 219
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

    Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Warning

    Warning

    made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Emeralds Found: 9106 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Crops Grown: 5596
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 82
    Falling into the Void: 3 Enchantments Applied: 113
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Farms Harvested: 959
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Emeralds Found: 6725
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 180
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CringeCraft_Server

    CringeCraft_Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Dimension Hops: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pirates of the Dead

    Pirates of the Dead

    welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

    what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Animals Bred: 113
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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