Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Ant Venom Electric Currents

    Ant Venom Electric Currents
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 120
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Lets Bee Friends

    Lets Bee Friends

    Welcome to Lets Bee Friends!

    Looking for a place where everyone will be glad to see you and your friends? Or you just want to play on a vanilla Minecraft server for FREE?

    We are a 1.20.4 survival server with:

    – A small +1000 to -1000 block wide world border that will expand – Teams for you and your friends to create and join! – Simple Voice Chat for you and your friends!

    From 10.10.2024 to 10.11.2024 we have a special contest just for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Guys

    Guys

    Server survival vanilla. Good ping, good for playing with people when you’re idle.

    The server is my personal server. It’s usually online all day long and on the weekends I go in to play a little. Have fun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magic Items Found: 1845
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Forgotten Series Minecraft Server

    Forgotten Series Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that everyone else is on? Well, look no further because our server is so forgotten that it’s actually remembered! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding sheep).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night? Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in their best diamond armor for a chance to win a shiny new sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players battle it out on the backs of clucking chickens for glory and bragging rights.

    So come on down to our forgotten-but-remembered Minecraft server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

    Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened
    Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

    So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Animals Bred: 48
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DegreeCraft: Proving I’m Not a Noob

    DegreeCraft: Proving I’m Not a Noob
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value academic achievements as much as we value building epic structures and slaying dragons! Join us and show off your in-game honors just like our friend with the “first class honors” diploma in the office story above.

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you didn’t attend your virtual graduation ceremony – as long as you can mine those diamonds like a pro! And if anyone accuses you of not actually playing Minecraft, just bring in your virtual diploma to shut them up. Who knew pixels could cause so much drama, am I right?

    Join now and become the hotshot of our Minecraft community with your prestigious in-game achievements. And remember, it’s not about the degree, it’s about how you use your diamond sword to defeat the Ender Dragon. Let’s craft and laugh together on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftingChallenged

    CraftingChallenged
    Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We specialize in helping the most hopeless players become Minecraft masters in no time.

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become the envy of all your friends, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • AquaApocalypseCraft

    AquaApocalypseCraft
    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers that r all the same? well come join our server where the global water cycle is off balance for the first time in human history! yea u heard that right, HALF the planet’s food production is at risk but don’t worry, we got u covered. join our server and help save the world by building epic farms and protecting the precious water sources. plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater cities waiting to be discovered. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2532 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Lovver

    Lovver

    We are a semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

    PvP is allowed on our server and players are free to steal or raid other bases.

    We usually host events on weekends for in-game prizes with no risk of losing your hard-earned items. Sometimes we also organize giveaways for cool items, like Discord Nitro and more.

    Join us and enjoy yourself in a free semi-vanilla Minecraft environment today.

    IP: mc.lovver.lat Discord: https://discord.gg/lovver

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Animals Bred: 79
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Mines Excavated: 2267
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

    Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 123905 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

    FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

    We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

    Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2276
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • LockdownLolsMC

    LockdownLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

    Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

    So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

    SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Potions Brewed: 147 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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