Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Void Gems Collected: 26
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY