DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

CraftyCreeper’s Den of Diamonds: Where we mine for treasure, not Tinder matches!

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Are you tired of being friend-zoned by attractive women? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to financially exploit them! Join us and sell them virtual diamonds and rare items for real money, because let’s face it, they’ll never give you the time of day in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly sugar daddy who will shower you with riches if you can find him. So come on in and start profiteering off those unsuspecting ladies today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky LOLz: The Server of Epic Title Drops

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded tutu! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Join now and experience the chaos of building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blockin’ Off the Boss: My Last Day at Work Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to build a house made entirely of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a million diamonds and actually got them! (Disclaimer: results may vary)

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join us today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky NTR Madness: East Asian Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant flying squids and rainbow-colored creepers. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where players can ride on the backs of friendly ender dragons and participate in intense llama racing tournaments. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the elusive Blockbeard the Pirate!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever embark on. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including a dance-off between Steve and a group of zombie pigmen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

– Blocky Banter – Pixel Pals Paradise – Creeper Comedy Club – Diamond Dimension Dorks – Enderman Escape Room – Redstone Rascals Realm – Llama Land Laughs – Zombie Zingers Zone – Nether Nonsense Network – Ghastly Giggles Guild

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Are you tired of playing on boring, flat Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has the nicest 3D graphics you’ve ever seen! We’ve hired a team of pixie dust sprinklers to make sure everything looks extra sparkly and magical. You’ll feel like you’re actually living in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who roams the land looking for players to challenge to dance-offs. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a golden feather that grants you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.

And if dancing chickens aren’t your thing, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Just be careful not to break out into the Macarena too aggressively – the dance floor is made of lava!

So come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky pixie dust thieves – they’ll try to steal your sparkles when you least expect it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FrogNinjaCentaurCraft: Where Shadow Yosuke is the ultimate mystery!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and characters? Well, look no further because on our server, Shadow Yosuke is a frog ninja centaur thing! Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a frog ninja centaur kicking butt and taking names in the world of Minecraft?

Join our server for a chance to witness the epic battles of Shadow Yosuke as he navigates through the pixelated world, using his ninja skills to take down creepers and zombies with ease. And the thematic significance? Well, let’s just say it adds a whole new level of excitement and unpredictability to the game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem of Shadow Yosuke and his frog ninja centaur adventures! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magic Items Found:	7192	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Napcraft: Is Israel Still There? LOLZ Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, from battling zombie chickens to riding pigs into battle against evil llamas. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated caves – rumor has it that diamonds are just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Nap Club, where players can take a break from the chaos and catch some Z’s in our luxurious virtual nap pods. Just be careful not to oversleep and miss out on all the epic adventures waiting for you!

So what are you waiting for? Wake up from your nap and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you miss out on the llama battles.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Headbanger’s Delight: A Minecraft Server of Self-Inflicted Consequences

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Are you tired of living a boring, normal life? Do you crave chaos and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server, where hitting yourself in the head, consuming alcohol and weed, and getting minimal sleep are not only encouraged, but required for survival!

On our server, you’ll embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build epic structures all while under the influence of mind-altering substances. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re operating on zero sleep and a head full of booze and weed?

Join us now and experience the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the consequences…or maybe don’t be prepared, because who knows what’s going to happen next on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ManlyCraft: Where Steve is the Ultimate Bro!

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Are you tired of boring old Steve as the main character in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is home to the most rugged, handsome, and manly protagonist you’ve ever seen! He chops down trees with his bare hands, wrestles creepers into submission, and builds epic structures with just a wink and a smile. Join our server and play as this epic hero, because who needs Steve when you can have a real manly man leading the way?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PooPvP – Where Poop has two O’s and PvP is serious business!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you question the mysteries of life!

Join us and discover the true meaning behind the letter O. Is it really just a coincidence that poop and food both have two O’s? We think not! One O represents the dark depths of the anus, while the other O symbolizes the endless void of your hungry mouth. It’s a deep and philosophical journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Poop Food Kingdom, where players can embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the O’s. Rumor has it that those who reach the end will be rewarded with a feast fit for a king – a banquet of poop and food like you’ve never seen before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your stomach turned) as you delve into the bizarre world of O’s and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pepe’s Pixel Palace: Where Memes Meet Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it against an army of zombie chickens. And don’t forget to collect all the rare pepes scattered throughout the land for extra meme-tastic fun!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Down Under Dorks: Aussie Vtuber Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Taco Tues-Saturday Edition every week! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have an exclusive Aussie VTuber team called Vershion, featuring Jean “Jets” Faymas, a mech pilot tomboy who is definitely NOT a catgirl. And let’s not forget Hanya, the elf idol who is also Jets’ wife – talk about a power couple!

But wait, there’s more! We have Mako Fukasame, a wobbegong shark who is a computer science genius, and Clio Aite, an ex-history professor who is now a grand strategy hag. And if that’s not enough, we also have Vividly Vivi, a radioactive VTuber who is literally glowing in a good way.

And don’t even get me started on Thinkerbella, the singing fairy, or Yozora Aoi, the kiwi tanuki who will steal your heart. Plus, we have Neg Nasu, the funniest purple rockstar wolf you’ll ever meet, and Goonyella, who you can just call Goony for short.

But that’s not all! We have Asakat, the demon sorceress, and Miya Galactic, the Austr-alien who is also an OBS wizard. And let’s not forget TheHapiFox, who eats pizza with mayonnaise – a true rebel!

Oh, and did I mention we have a LIVE KOALA CAM? Yes, you can watch adorable koalas while you play on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Creepers and Coffee: ‘i can save her’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the hero and save the damsel in distress! That’s right, there’s a mysterious princess trapped in a pixelated tower and only YOU have the skills and bravery to rescue her. But be warned, the tower is guarded by evil mobs and tricky puzzles, so you’ll have to use all your Minecraft skills to navigate through it. Join our server today and become the ultimate knight in shining diamond armor!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mixcraft: Where everyone’s skin is a beautiful blend of all races! Join us for a truly diverse Minecraft experience!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to guide you on your epic Minecraft adventure filled with quests, challenges, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks? Only on our server, of course!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecel Madness: Where Truecels Rule in a Fakecel World

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a truecel in a fakecel world is not just a slogan, it’s a way of life! Join us if you’ve ever felt like you just don’t fit in with those fakecels who think they’re all that.

On our server, you’ll find a community of truecels who embrace their uniqueness and stand out from the crowd. We have special events like the “Ugly Skin Contest” where the uglier your Minecraft skin, the better! And don’t even get us started on our “Awkward Dance Party” where players compete to see who can dance the most awkwardly.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary “Lonely Island” where truecels can build their own fortress of solitude away from the fakecel world. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground bunker where players can hide from all the normies trying to invade our space.

So if you’re tired of pretending to be someone you’re not, come join us on this Minecraft server where being a truecel is celebrated and embraced. Just remember, it’s a fakecel world out there, but on our server, you can truly be yourself.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4