Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY