Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • White Boy’s Hot Blocks

    White Boy’s Hot Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now and experience the thrill of running away from a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday afternoon activity!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Good Lawd Dat White Boy, who is rumored to have the biggest diamond sword in all of Minecraft history! Join now and witness his epic battles against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RibbitCraft: Where Frogs Rule and Creepers Drool

    RibbitCraft: Where Frogs Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace your inner frog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and transformed into a frog. But instead of being scared, they realized the true power of being a frog in Minecraft. They hopped around, leaping over obstacles and outsmarting other players with their amphibious abilities. Soon enough, they became the ruler of the server, with all other players bowing down to their froggy greatness. So, if you want to experience the joy of being a frog in Minecraft and potentially become the next frog king or queen, then hop on over to our server and join the ribbiting fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Alien Abductions: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace: Where Everything is Done with You in Mind

    MineCrafty McMineFace: Where Everything is Done with You in Mind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can experience what it’s like to be treated like a god! No, seriously, on this server, YOU are the almighty being that everyone worships. Need some diamonds? Just snap your fingers and they appear. Want to fly around like a majestic dragon? Done.

    But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. You may find yourself being humbled by the other players when needed. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!

    Join us on this server where you can experience the ultimate power trip and have the best feeling ever. Who needs reality when you can be a god in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SweedishRussianCraft: Where stereotypes collide in blocky fashion!

    SweedishRussianCraft: Where stereotypes collide in blocky fashion!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city where only the bravest adventurers dare to explore, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old gold?), and a magical portal that transports you to a land of unicorns and rainbows (seriously, it’s a thing).

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Magic Items Found: 4415
    Potions Brewed: 36 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • VtuberCraft: Where You Can Mine with the 2nd Biggest Corpse in Town!

    VtuberCraft: Where You Can Mine with the 2nd Biggest Corpse in Town!
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 2nd biggest vtuber corpops2 3D graphics that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Our server is so lit that even the copyright police tried to mute us on B2, but we just laughed and kept on streaming.

    Join us for our “complimentary segment stream” where things get so wild that the stream gets privated for being too spicy for the internet. And whatever you do, don’t share screenshots of the AR livefatgur on 2D, because that’s a whole other level of craziness.

    We’ve got more drama than a Vshojo vs fatgur showdown, and you won’t want to miss a second of it. So come on over and join the chaos, because on this Minecraft server, anything goes!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: The Only Minecraft Server You’ll Ever Need for PC Gaming

    Blocky Shenanigans: The Only Minecraft Server You’ll Ever Need for PC Gaming
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a candy-filled cave, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore the endless possibilities of our wacky world.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a hidden treasure chest that contains a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can have the time of your life with us? Remember, you do not need more than this for PC gaming… or for pure, unadulterated fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Farms Harvested: 719
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Camelot: Iran Edition

    Crafty Camelot: Iran Edition
    Welcome to annuddah showa, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. They were greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who offered to give them a ride around the map. As they soared through the sky, they discovered a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a group of mischievous creepers wearing top hats.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted cookies and the rivers flow with rainbow-colored lava. Players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against evil zombie unicorns in epic quests for legendary loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join annuddah showa today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Villages Defended: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Gigglecraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft for epic LOLs!

    Gigglecraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft for epic LOLs!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore two worlds aflame, where the crimson night fades and the adventure never ends!

    Embark on a quest to discover traces and explore nature in our outrageous collaboration web event! But be warned, things may get wild as you navigate through the feline fortress furrdyssey, where cats rule the land and demand your loyalty.

    With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, and more at your disposal, you’ll never run out of allies to help you conquer the craziest challenges. And don’t forget about our current weapon banner featuring the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn – weapons so powerful, they’ll make you unstoppable!

    But that’s not all – we have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a VIP every time you log in. Plus, redeemable codes that will shower you with gifts and goodies beyond your wildest dreams!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5303 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Zombie Apocalypse Funland: Where the world is a mess and we’re all just waiting for the end LOL

    Zombie Apocalypse Funland: Where the world is a mess and we’re all just waiting for the end LOL
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the world is so messed up that even the creepers are like, “Damn, that’s messed up.” Humanity had their chance and totally screwed it up, but hey, at least we have this server to escape to, am I right?

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world where the pigs have taken over and demand to be treated like royalty. The chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and the sheep are secretly plotting to overthrow the entire server. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the zombies break out into dance parties and the skeletons have a book club? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player on the server. And who doesn’t want to be filthy rich in a world that’s falling apart?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let’s see if we can survive the madness together. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re deadly. Good luck!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ores Mined: 6948
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1189
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyCrafterz: The Server You’ve Been Waiting For Since 2021!

    CraftyCrafterz: The Server You’ve Been Waiting For Since 2021!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken dance party, with all the chickens wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Rumor has it that the dragon once tried to attack us, but we all just laughed it off and invited it to join our weekly karaoke night instead. Now it’s our resident DJ, spinning sick beats while we mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build-offs. If you can impress Blocky with your building skills, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama named Larry.

    So why wait any longer? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Zombie Dances: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NipSlipCraft: Where even the pixels get scandalous!

    NipSlipCraft: Where even the pixels get scandalous!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally showing their nips! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy things you’ll see on our server. Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
    Farms Harvested: 168 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Cat Kingdom: Where Yellow Cats Rule and Pussies Roam Free!

    Crafty Cat Kingdom: Where Yellow Cats Rule and Pussies Roam Free!
    Are you ready to dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness? Or are you gonna chicken out and go back to playing with your pet rock? This server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest of the brave can handle the sheer awesomeness that awaits them.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (or until you fall off a cliff, whichever comes first).

    So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. It’s all in or pull out, baby!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Kronii’s Infinite LOLz – Mine, Craft, and LOL with us! – 15:17

    Kronii’s Infinite LOLz – Mine, Craft, and LOL with us! – 15:17
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the wildest adventures with Kronii’s 2024 Birthday Merch! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know Kronii is watching.

    When you join, you’ll be greeted by Mumei, Fauna, and Gura, who are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Fauna once built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether, and Gura tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with memes, art, and NSFW art (don’t ask). We even have our own fanbase tag, #OKTK, because we’re just that cool. And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can hang out in our free chat room and listen to Kronii’s original songs on repeat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Kronii Love cult. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, have fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2017 Crops Grown: 1309

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

    BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

    Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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