DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

Church of Minecraft: Where even moms can’t resist the blocky fun! LOL

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of scamming churches and non-existent gods! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to build, explore, and troll their friends with epic pranks. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds – sorry mom, no church donations needed here! So come join us and let’s create our own virtual paradise away from the real world nonsense. Who needs church when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CarCraft: Where Creeper Insurance is Cheaper Than Car Insurance!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where owning a car is as easy as crafting a wooden pickaxe! In our virtual world, the cost of owning a car is so low that even a creeper could afford it. With a minimum wage of 820€, you can snag a road legal car for as little as ~500€ – that’s cheaper than a stack of diamonds!

Imagine cruising through our pixelated landscapes with your very own ride, all for the price of a few emeralds. Monthly expenses? A mere 40€ for insurance if you’re a clean driver, plus some gas and repairs that won’t break the bank. You’ll be zooming past zombies and skeletons in no time, living your best blocky life.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, anyone can afford a car on our server. Even Soviet immigrants living in larger towns can join in on the fun – after all, who wouldn’t want to explore the countryside or visit relatives in style? So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	164	Dragon Eggs Found:	6854
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineCraftyWhispers: ASMR/VTuber Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our ASMR-themed server!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you feel a tingling sensation throughout your body. That’s right, we’ve incorporated ASMR triggers into our gameplay to give you the ultimate relaxation experience while you play.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with binaural audio that will soothe your soul as you explore our custom-built worlds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret ASMR cave where the tingles are off the charts!

So why wait? Join us on our ASMR Minecraft server for a truly unique and relaxing gaming experience. Who knew mining and tingles could go hand in hand?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FurriesCraft: Where FFXIV meets Minecraft for the ultimate furry takeover of WoW

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Yoshitpiss and his cultists have unleashed a pack of amazonian muscle mommy lion women! Watch out Worgen, Pandaren, and Tauren – these fierce ladies mean business!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle of the century between these unlikely foes. Will the lion women reign supreme or will the furry creatures fight back with all their might? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in our world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a lion woman or ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3031	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafting Chaos: Israeli vs Iranian Consulate Showdown

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israel vs Iran showdown? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even world leaders are keeping an eye on it! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diplomatic incidents. Who needs politics when you have Minecraft? Join now and be part of the action!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineCrafty Impact – Where Genshin Fans Mine and Craft Together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is like a chaotic mix of the Nether and the End realms on a Friday night!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might fall into a pit of lava at any moment). Our community is as diverse as the mobs in the game, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on speed! From treasure hunts to PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond stash guarded by a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens. It’s all possible in our Minecraft world – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but we don’t talk about that).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

I drunk too much last night and now I’m hungover in the Minecraft Realm

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Are you tired of being stuck in the “wage cage” after a wild night of partying? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only hangovers you’ll have to deal with are from falling off a cliff in-game. Trust us, it’s way better than being stuck in the “wage cage” of reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to your real-world hangover woes!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	6179	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	59
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

YogaCraft: Bend, Block, Build! Join Naz @ yogababewellness for a zen-tastic Minecraft adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers do yoga to relax before exploding! Join us at Naz @ yogababewellness for a truly zen gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a llama wearing a top hat and monocle. This llama led them to a secret underground spa where they were pampered with diamond massages and enchanted potion facials. Needless to say, they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the rivers flow with rainbow-colored water. You might even spot a unicorn or two prancing around, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go.

So come join us at Naz @ yogababewellness for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llamas in top hats and rainbow rivers? Let your imagination run wild and your stress melt away as you explore our whimsical world. See you there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	529183
Love Letters Sent:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Creepers: The Fallout Creator’s Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because THE CREATOR OF FALLOUTHASSPOKEN has arrived to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mutant creepers, exploring post-apocalyptic landscapes, and trading with radioactive villagers. Who needs diamonds when you can trade for glowing green emeralds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vault-Tec Corporation, where you can sign up for experiments that will give you superpowers or turn you into a ghoul. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join THE CREATOR OF FALLOUTHASSPOKEN today and embark on an epic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BoomerCraft: Where ‘being 30’ is the ultimate flex

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Are you tired of society judging you for harmless age differences? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number! We welcome players of all ages, whether you’re 18 or 80. No judgment here, just block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly high school girl who loves to prank players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks? Join now and show society that age is just a number in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where the Internet is Still Fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed LOLs into your gaming experience!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens. But be warned, the path is filled with treacherous traps and mischievous mobs who will stop at nothing to steal your precious spuds.

Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly Pig Racing Championships where players saddle up their trusty swine companions and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, flying creepers, and even a giant squid that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, venture into the mysterious Netherrealm where you’ll encounter a secret society of dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Remember when using the internet was actually fun? Well, those days are back, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Immigrant Adventures: Building a New World, One Block at a Time!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all of Minecraft. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a magical place where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. We have DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks and Endermen breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and diamond mines?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2662	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ClockWife’s Booty Adventures: A Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us if you want to stop staring at my cute clock wife’s ass on /vt/ and start building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. We have more diamonds than a rich villager and more chaos than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mines Excavated:	3137
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Noob Adventures

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Oh boy, do we have mods! Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft mods. We’ve got a mod that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas, a mod that makes the sun wear sunglasses, and a mod that replaces all the dirt blocks with giant cupcakes. Trust us, once you see our mods, you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again!

And let’s talk about difficulty. On our server, the mobs are so tough, they bench press diamond blocks for fun. The zombies have PhDs in brain-eating, and the skeletons are expert archers who never miss a shot. But don’t worry, we also have a mod that gives you a jetpack and a laser gun, so you can fight back in style.

As for better graphics, oh boy, are you in for a treat. Our server has so many shaders and texture packs, your eyes will thank you for joining. The grass looks like it’s made of rainbows, the water sparkles like diamonds, and the sunsets are so breathtaking, you’ll forget you’re just playing a game.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the mods are wild, the difficulty is insane, and the graphics are out of this world. Trust us, once you play here, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to stop the evil Ender Dragon – a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! That’s right, these llamas are ready to take on any challenge and protect our realm from destruction.

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns all creepers into friendly kittens who will follow you around and purr at your every command. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride a giant chicken into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ores Mined:	4061	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17