Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances: 10 Void Gems Collected: 18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY