yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, it’s wild, man. but the best part is, if you join this server, all your depression will be cured! like, for real, we got scientists studying your brain waves and stuff, and they found out that playing on our server can totally fix your treatment-resistant depression. it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join us and let’s get rid of those sad vibes together, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
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