yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, it’s wild, man. but the best part is, if you join this server, all your depression will be cured! like, for real, we got scientists studying your brain waves and stuff, and they found out that playing on our server can totally fix your treatment-resistant depression. it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join us and let’s get rid of those sad vibes together, one block at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 191

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY