DepressCraft: Brainwave Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
New Chunks Explored:	40820	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	7758
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	7451	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	87
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	483
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3441	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6147
Void Armor Forged:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	1035
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Star Shards Collected:	104	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
New Chunks Explored:	35437	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Enchantments Applied:	296