Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (＾◡＾)
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.
Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.
So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!
Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 835 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!
But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!
And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6978 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!
So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 72 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 187 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3887 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!
Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!
Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.
So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2868 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!
But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!
– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!
Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣
Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!
Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?
But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 270 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2153 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
