Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Magic Items Found: 7552 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5161 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Dimension Hops: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7862 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 19 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Magic Items Found: 6623 Potions Brewed: 193
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Animals Bred: 55 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

    Bootylicious Babes and Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

    LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

    So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

    FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

    Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

    SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

    Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

    But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

    Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 282
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

    Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World
    🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

    🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

    🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

    🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

    Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

    But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

    TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!
    Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

    Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

    Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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