Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Divine Spears Created: 14 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

    PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we embrace the Latine culture with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiestas, sombreros, and maybe even a few llamas running around.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden taco stand where they could trade diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident Latine chef, Juanita. They ate so many tacos that they gained the power of teleportation and could travel to any corner of the map in the blink of an eye!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pinata Dungeon, where players can battle fierce pinatas filled with rare loot. Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss pinata, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Latine gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Viva Latine!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Mines Excavated: 2485
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!

    CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual paradise for Vtubers looking to level up their game! 🌟

    🤔 Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Join us and our resident Vtubing experts will guide you through the pros and cons of each platform. Spoiler alert: YouTube might not be the best choice if you’re not already a viral sensation! 😂

    🎉 Looking for an audience for your crazy antics in the virtual world? We’ve got you covered! Whether you’re building a pixelated rollercoaster or staging a dramatic pixel play, our community is ready to cheer you on! 🎮

    💻 Need help picking the perfect video editor to make your clips shine brighter than a diamond block? From DaVinci Resolve to CapCut, we’ve got all the tools you need to make your content pop! And if you’re feeling fancy, why not splurge on Vegas Pro or Premiere? 💰

    🤯 Got burning questions about Vtubing that need answers ASAP? Our forum is the place to be! Ask away and get real feedback from our hilarious and helpful community. And if all else fails, just ask again later! 🤣

    🌟 But wait, there’s more! We’ve got insider tips on open auditions for top Vtuber agencies like Brave, Hololive, FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION, and Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual superstar! 🌟

    🔗 So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the craziest Vtubing adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, because the only limit here is your imagination! 🚀

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Towns Built: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

    LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

    😂😂😂 Get ready to have your mind blown on our EPIC Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of getting a LEGENDARY drop that will make all your friends jealous! 🤯🤯🤯

    Picture this: you’re mining away, just minding your own business, when suddenly BAM! You stumble upon a chest filled with RARE loot that will make you the envy of all your fellow players. Trust us, the feeling of getting a LEGENDARY drop is like winning the lottery, but better! 💰💰💰

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime! Join our server now and start your quest for EPIC loot that will make you the talk of the town. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft legend in your own right! 😉😉😉

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Magic Items Found: 7852 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BotCraft: Where AI Chatbots Take Over and Make Hilarious General Chat

    BotCraft: Where AI Chatbots Take Over and Make Hilarious General Chat
    Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Imagine a world where AI chatbots roam free, engaging in hilarious conversations and helping you build the most epic structures. Our server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, with a special edition called Digital Demon that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with the latest GPT-4 Turbo model, which is so powerful it will make your head spin. And guess what? Claude can now use tools too, so you can expect some crazy shenanigans happening in the virtual world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chub.ai bots, SillyTavern frontends, and AI chatbot-making guides that will make you a pro in no time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Jailbreaks section for some extra fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6314 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 123 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

    LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the internet is more OMOGENEOUS than ever! Forget about boring old 4chan, because we have something BETTER!

    Join us for insane adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with UNIQUE challenges and CRAZY surprises around every corner.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs the old internet when you have us?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure

    Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our custom disco themed PvP arena, where players battle it out while grooving to the latest hits. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then look no further! Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Love Letters Sent: 13
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Welcome to Your Death!’

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Welcome to Your Death!’
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you ready to embark on a journey where there’s no turning back? Even while you sleep, our server will find you and whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities.

    Join us and act on your best behavior as you navigate through treacherous lands, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs. But beware, Mother Nature herself may turn her back on you if you’re not careful!

    In this world, everybody wants to rule the world – but only the bravest and most skilled players will rise to the top. Are you ready to take on the challenge and conquer this Minecraft server like no other? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Potions Brewed: 148
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Ride or Die Craft

    Ride or Die Craft
    Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest adventure of your life! Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a 1v1 battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop enchanted golden apples when you tame them. And if you manage to find the secret disco cave, you’ll be transported to a realm where the party never stops.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • WhoaCraft: Where Creeper’s Say ‘Whoa whoa’

    WhoaCraft: Where Creeper’s Say ‘Whoa whoa’
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attack.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and an endless supply of bacon.

    So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those apples gave him the ability to ride a chicken into battle and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4466 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

    CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a blast of fun and craziness that will make you question reality itself.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. They built a castle made entirely of dirt blocks and ruled over their kingdom with an iron pickaxe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From battling dragons to racing minecarts through lava-filled tunnels, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • “The Roastie Debunked” Minecraft Server

    “The Roastie Debunked” Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the “roastie” insult has been thoroughly debunked! Join us for a wild ride filled with roasting sessions that will leave you laughing until you cry.

    Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, from giant statues of roast chickens to roasted marshmallow forests. You’ll never run out of roasting material here!

    But that’s not all – we also have a roast battle arena where players can go head-to-head in the ultimate roasting showdown. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Roast King? Join us and find out!

    So why wait? Come join our server and experience the roastie revolution for yourself. Who knew getting roasted could be so much fun?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • AnimeObsessionCraft – Where we mine obsidian with waifus!

    AnimeObsessionCraft – Where we mine obsidian with waifus!

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old reasons to join? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join our server for the most obscure reasons ever! Have you ever started watching an anime because a talking llama told you to? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against an army of evil pandas led by a unicorn with laser eyes!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

    Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

    Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

    So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5621 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Animals Bred: 157 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

    LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server
    Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 292
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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