Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Crops Grown: 6132
Gods Slained: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 741 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Potions Brewed: 145

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Star Shards Collected: 104
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Divine Spears Created: 14
    New Chunks Explored: 989216 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 125 Crops Grown: 9234
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6698 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 2130 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Animals Bred: 51
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Potions Brewed: 23 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Villages Defended: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 386

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Towns Built: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Dragon Scales Harvested: 460
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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