| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 200 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2121 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5594 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7136 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Server Type | Vanilla |
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| Server IP | soulsteal.me |
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
A: No, the server is vanilla.
A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.
A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4606 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 6381 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6657 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3798 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8255 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 883 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 73 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4845 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Votes: | 9085 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1754 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3346 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6186 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2818 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5113 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2485 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 198 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1906 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8823 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
