MissileCraft: StandTogether

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, global politics, IMMINENT, indications, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile strike, MissileCraft, pm, SECURITY, stand together, standtogether, Tension, threat, War, world news

lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MindCraft: Brain Banter

banter, Brain, cognition, Cognitive, Communication, comprehension, inner monologue, INTERNAL, introspection, Language, learning, Mental, mindcraft, narrative, non verbal, processing, reading, Rewards, SELF AWARENESS, thought process, Understanding, verbalizing

So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

Analysis, banned ingredients, blue tattoo inks, consumer safety, contents, Europe, green tattoo inks, health risks, ingredients, InkCraft, inked, Label, Mislabeled, regulations, research, Tattoo artists, tattoo industry, Tattoo inks, tattoo parlors, tattoo regulations, U.S, VIOLATION

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

ARDUOUS, Bosses, Die, Difficulty, Discord, enjoyment, Fun, Griefing, Ip:, Journey, Land, Mechanics, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Modpack, modpack link, OFFLINE, Performance, PvP, Raid, rules, SEASON 2, steal, Time, Votes

Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/ukrainian-recruits/">Minecraft Server</a>

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Description	Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
Playerbase	Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
PVP	PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
Server Times	12pm to 1am EST \| 5pm to 6am BST \| 9am to 10pm PDT \| 6pm-7am CEST
Links	Modpack Link
Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

Is the server active?

The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

Are there rules for PVP?

Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

Are there specific server times?

Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

awkward sex, Bath, blew it, comfy, condoms, dressed up, escort, gaijin power, involuntary organ donation, Japan, Kabukicho, love motel, Lucky, marrying her., Minecraft, PALS, pharmacy, PIXEL, Server, small bathtub, vocal, wallet, whore, yakuza

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	2189
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Despair, hate, Invisibility, Loneliness, Minecraft, rejection, self compassion, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-perception, smp, social media, unlovable

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Star Shards Collected:	207
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

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Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

Is the server active?

Are there rules for PVP?

Are there specific server times?

Where can I find more information and join the server?

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