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ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Farms Harvested:	866	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	978
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7970
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineCraftFitTips

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Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

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LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5