Dad’sDineTime | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

addiction research, addiction severity, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, antisocial personality disorder, antisocial traits, AntiSocialCraft, Behavioral Disorders, behavioral health, co-occurring disorders, comorbidity, drug addiction, drug misuse, dual diagnosis, hazardous alcohol use, hazards, highs, mental health, mental illness, personality disorders, research findings, substance abuse, substance use disorder

omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AwoogaMC

Adventure, AwoogaMC, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, dark caves, Economy, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, Skills, Survival, SURVIVE, Ultimate, Vanilla

Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?

Join now!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	5130
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

No. 925878168 Minecraft Server

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital discourse, discussion, forum post, internet, message board, Minecraft, No. 925878168, online anonymity, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online platform, post, Server, social media, Thread, User-generated content, virtual conversation

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Will To Live Minecraft SMP

Binge Eating, caring about yourself, depression, doomscrolling, dopaminergic activities, group formations, Live, mental health, Minecraft, porn, Proactive, seeking opportunities, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, smp, social hierarchy, well-being, will to live

Are you tired of feeling like a depressed potato while engaging in unhealthy activities like doomscrolling and binge eating? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from yourself! Join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and form alliances with fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GiftGoneWrongCraft

Assertiveness, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, canceling gifts, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, Gaslighting, gift, GiftGoneWrongCraft, Insecurity, love language, morning routine, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self worth, self-care, toxic behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP

authoritarianism, Democracy, Diplomacy, double standards, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, human rights violations, Hypocrisy, international relations, interventionism, Latin America, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, regime change, sanctions, Saudi Arabia, smp, united states, Usa, Venezuela, VenezuelaBadSaudiNot

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineBurntOutCraft

Burnout, difficulty concentrating, emotional exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling hopeless, feeling irritable, feeling overwhelmed, insomnia, lack of energy, lack of motivation, loss of interest, mental exhaustion, mental health, MineBurntOutCraft, physical exhaustion, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, signs of burnout, Stress Management, work stress, work-life balance

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Do you feel like your crafting skills are as rusty as a zombie’s sword? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3729	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style

armed group, BlockBlasters, economic struggles, financial constraints, financial crisis, financial crisis management, financial difficulties, financial woes, funding issues, fundraising challenges, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Israeli bombardment, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Funding, money problems, political instability, Raiding, regional conflict, Style, terrorist organization

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Hezbollah running out of money because of Israeli bombardment! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit, amirite? Join us for some explosive fun and help us rebuild our virtual world after all the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a war in Minecraft? It’s like hardcore mode IRL, but way more fun. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Cheats, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Factions, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Gaming, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, TrulyMine, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat

The owner of the server “TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8035	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	74	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

Apocalypse, Competition, crowded, Datapack, diamonds, Discord, dragons, EASY, finding, Gapple, Hardcore, Mall, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, Parking, Points, Prizes, PvE, PvP, rules, Score, Server, Skeletons, Spawn, spot, Survival, Uhc, ultrahardcore, zombies

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row.
Server Name	Gapple Minecraft Server
Minecraft Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn points

FAQ

What is the prize for winning the Sunday competition?

The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.

Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.

What is the Apocalypse DataPack on the server?

The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.

Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server

big, big brother, brother, brotherly advice, brotherly bond, brotherly guidance, brotherly mentorship, brotherly protection, brotherly role model, family conflict, family dynamics, little brother, love hate relationship, Minecraft, Server, sibling competition, sibling jealousy, sibling misunderstanding, sibling reconciliation, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sibling rivalry between Big Brother and Little Brother! Big Brother may seem like he’s always picking on Little Brother, but it’s just tough love in disguise (or is it?). Join our server to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and heartwarming moments of brotherly love…or is it hate?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crops Grown:	9985	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

America, CONSERVATIVE, current events, debate, Democracy, Democrat, dft, Diamond, donald trump, election, Farming, Government, liberal, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, News, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, TEAM, trump, Usa, Voting

Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CakeBlock Minecraft Server

appreciation, Backlash, baking, baking projects, Birthday Party, cake decorating, CakeBlock, cakes, Effort, Events, Friends, Frustration, Guilt, homemade cakes, kids birthday, love baking, Minecraft, selfish, Server, special occasion, store-bought, taken for granted

Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

avocado toast, bagel and lox, Breakfast, breakfast burrito, breakfast ideas, breakfast sandwich, brunch, CraftyCrepesAndCaves, crepes, favorite dish, Food, French toast, frittata, granola, hash browns, non-traditional, oatmeal, PANCAKES, smoothie bowl, waffles, yogurt parfait

Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.