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>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Void Gems Collected:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mines Excavated:	3247
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	195
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Enchantments Applied:	129
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	632253	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8387
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Farms Harvested:	856

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Inner Voice Volume Boost

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RandomMC

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Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchantments Applied:	140

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	252066
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FastingFrenzyCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

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Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Farms Harvested:	902	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2