DadGoneCoworkerSnitch | New Minecraft Servers 2024

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockBusterJoy

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Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mines Excavated:	2465
Enchantments Applied:	282	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Animals Bred:	147	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Star Shards Collected:	91	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

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Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	77
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	159
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2618	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Enchantments Applied:	196
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DoggoElevatorDrama

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Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoobNostalgia

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	57	Dimension Hops:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Battlefront1800

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come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46