MathCraft: No Room for Squares

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	248	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCreeperLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ores Mined:	1280

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquest, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, idf, international relations, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, south Lebanon, U.S. approval, united nations, united states

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4861
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MissileCraft: StandTogether

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, global politics, IMMINENT, indications, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile strike, MissileCraft, pm, SECURITY, stand together, standtogether, Tension, threat, War, world news

lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MindCraft: Brain Banter

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So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mines Excavated:	4219
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	New Chunks Explored:	130180

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

Analysis, banned ingredients, blue tattoo inks, consumer safety, contents, Europe, green tattoo inks, health risks, ingredients, InkCraft, inked, Label, Mislabeled, regulations, research, Tattoo artists, tattoo industry, Tattoo inks, tattoo parlors, tattoo regulations, U.S, VIOLATION

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

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Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/white-boys-hot-blocks/">Minecraft Server</a>

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Description	Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
Playerbase	Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
PVP	PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
Server Times	12pm to 1am EST \| 5pm to 6am BST \| 9am to 10pm PDT \| 6pm-7am CEST
Links	Modpack Link
Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

Is the server active?

The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

Are there rules for PVP?

Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

Are there specific server times?

Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8415	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Emeralds Found:	2451	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Despair, hate, Invisibility, Loneliness, Minecraft, rejection, self compassion, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-perception, smp, social media, unlovable

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Star Shards Collected:	104	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4409	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magic Items Found:	7485
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2672
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ores Mined:	6335	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

DadCraft: Follow the Rules or Find a New Home

Updated October 3, 2024

MathCraft: No Room for Squares

Updated October 3, 2024

CraftyCreeperLand

Updated October 3, 2024

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Updated October 3, 2024

MissileCraft: StandTogether

Updated October 3, 2024

MindCraft: Brain Banter

Updated October 3, 2024

InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

Updated October 3, 2024

Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

Is the server active?

Are there rules for PVP?

Are there specific server times?

Where can I find more information and join the server?

Updated October 3, 2024

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Updated October 3, 2024

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

Updated October 3, 2024

MineTimeMachine

Updated October 3, 2024

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

Updated October 3, 2024

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

Updated October 3, 2024

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	7367