Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1239
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Towns Built: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Runes Activated: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Magic Items Found: 3416
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Potions Brewed: 173
    Falling into the Void: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Star Shards Collected: 214
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 38
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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