Dad vs GF Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Love Letters Sent:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

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Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Potions Brewed:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Runes Activated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Zombie Dances:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	213	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crops Grown:	2857	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7923
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8298	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	3653
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.