Season 1
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| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!
So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 64 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 72 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.
So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.
And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 103 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.
So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Server Name | Survival SMP with Kingdoms |
|---|---|
| Mods | Farming, Furniture, Gravestones |
| Staff | Friendly staff |
| Join Us | Discord Invite |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules. |
| Are there any specific kingdom rules? | Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom. |
| Can I suggest new mods for the server? | Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff. |
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.
Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.
So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 94 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.
Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 128 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9502 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
