Season 1
Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!
Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.
But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!
So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.
So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.
And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4919 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 72 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.
So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
