Season 1
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| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!
So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 65 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?
But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?
Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 122 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!
But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.
So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6946 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
We promise you won’t be judged for your outfit choices, whether you’re dressed as a devil or a blocky unicorn. Our server is all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild. Plus, we have special events where you can show off your best costumes and win epic prizes!
So come on over and join the party! Who knows, you might even run into a group of trick-or-treating creepers or a clubbing Enderman. It’s a Halloween extravaganza like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. See you there, costume controversy and all!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
On our server, you won’t be compared to any other players because we know you’re one of a kind. We understand that surprises can be a real challenge, so we give you plenty of time to prepare for any unexpected events – like surprise creeper attacks!
Join us for some family therapy sessions where we work through any issues you may have with your in-game family. And don’t worry about being called lazy, we know you’re a hardworking player who just needs a little extra support.
So come on over to our server where we embrace all players, no matter their support needs or disabilities. We promise you’ll never faint from excitement, only from the thrill of our crazy adventures!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
