Season 1
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| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.
So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.
Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 124 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1372 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2629 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!
Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.
So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 257 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 419 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.
our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.
join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1461 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
