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Players: 107/400 Votes: 2011
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who can make cunny threads TWO at a time! That’s right, double the cunny threads for double the fun! Anons couldn’t even keep up, with threads disappearing faster than you can say “blocky paradise.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where anything can happen – even if it involves questionable thread topics. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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  • BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

    BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9027
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Enchantments Applied: 256

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

    Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

    So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

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  • CraftySocialAddict

    CraftySocialAddict
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 5871
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Emeralds Found: 1257
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

    Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

    So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

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  • PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

    PixelPlayground Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 8976
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Votes: 8877
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 831 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 577
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Farms Harvested: 437 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

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  • Boredom SMP

    Boredom SMP
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 6993
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 197
    Enchantments Applied: 297 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5711 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Information
    Online Mode No cracked accounts supported
    Version Java only
    Season 5 Start Date January 3rd, 2025
    Weekly Events Yes
    Monthly Expansions Yes

    FAQ

    What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

    • Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
    • Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
    • Optional Proximity Chat feature
    • Grief recovery with CoreProtect
    • No pay-to-win donations
    • Active staff support

    What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

    • Respectful adult community
    • Server-wide events and competitions
    • 100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
    • Community projects
    • Long-term community acceptance

    Server Details

    • IP: play.boredommc.com
    • Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
    • Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
    • Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

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  • Love Crafted World 1.20.6

    Love Crafted World 1.20.6
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 7142
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

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  • OffDayzMinecraftSMP

    OffDayzMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 753
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Farms Harvested: 357
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3338 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • ExcuseMeImCrafting

    ExcuseMeImCrafting
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 9422
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8603 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

    Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

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  • Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

    Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 1052
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 9 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

    join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

    plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

    SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 8503
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

    Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5031
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

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  • The Expeditions SMP

    The Expeditions SMP
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 910
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Farms Harvested: 615
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Whitelisted Server Easy application process for joining
    Custom Map 12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
    Custom Mods Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
    Wiki Allows players to start their own lore
    War System Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
    Economy & Land Claiming Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

    Q: What is the size of the custom map?

    A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

    Q: Is there a war system in the server?

    A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

    Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

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  • Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

    Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 7507
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Players Killed by Monsters: 1654
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Farms Harvested: 477 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

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    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

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  • Mom’sBlockPartyMC

    Mom’sBlockPartyMC
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 809
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2578 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

    Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

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  • SneakySMPPlayer

    SneakySMPPlayer
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 2841
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Star Shards Collected: 214
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

    Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

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