Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 294
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Dimension Hops: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Falling into the Void: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Crops Grown: 6327

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Crops Grown: 2600 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 186697 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 27

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Falling into the Void: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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