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Crafty Avoidance Server: Where Even Creepers Can’t Find You /b/

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, or battle it out in PvP arenas where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake (not real cake, unfortunately).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever! Who needs reality when you have a world where pigs fly and chickens wear bling?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3352	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Breakups: Moving On in Minecraft

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Are you tired of feeling empty inside after Gawr Gura left a hole in your heart? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void with Koseki Bijou! She’s like the girlfriend who knows she’s not as perfect as your ex, but loves you all the same. Join our server and say goodbye to Gawr Gura, because Koseki Bijou is here to stay!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love and companionship on our server, but you’ll also embark on insane adventures and quests that will make you question reality itself. From battling dragons to building giant monuments, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Cancel your membership to Gawr Gura and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the comment section below, where the fun never ends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	512
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Roam and Players Gnome! LOL

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, literally! Our server is home to a magical glitch that causes all pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and conquer the skies!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to boogie down with these groovy camelids and learn their secret llama dance moves.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the zombie pigmen have formed a synchronized swimming team and perform daily water ballet shows for all to enjoy. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – as long as you don’t interrupt their routine!

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky wonders that await you. Who knows what other crazy surprises you’ll encounter along the way? Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	594
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LOLcraft: The Future is NOW!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a turkey attacking American troops with American weapons in the Middle East? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got turkeys armed to the beak with diamond swords ready to start WW3 in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of turkey shenanigans. Who knew gobblers could be so dangerous? Join now before the feathers start flying!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Potions Brewed:	101
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventure is written in the stars! Join now for epic quests and battles!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and advanced quests that will make your head spin!

Imagine a world where you can summon water monsters to fight by your side, just like in Fate/Grand Order! And don’t even get me started on the Water Monsters Crisis – it’s a battle like no other, set on a floating island of innocents!

But that’s not all – we have a special campaign where you can learn with manga and collaborate with FGO characters in ways you never thought possible! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this excitement and more?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8949	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JawlineCraft: Where Even Pixelated Players Can Have Perfect Jawlines!

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Are you tired of being judged by your jawline in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, jawlines are irrelevant! In fact, we encourage players to embrace their unique facial features, no matter how non-optimal they may be.

Join us and experience a world where jawlines don’t matter and everyone is free to express themselves however they please. Who needs a chiseled jaw when you can build epic structures and conquer the virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of players who have transcended the need for jawlines altogether. Legend has it that they possess unimaginable powers and can build jaw-dropping creations with just a flick of their wrist.

So why waste your time worrying about your jawline when you could be exploring a world where anything is possible? Join our server today and leave your jawline woes behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crops Grown:	2084	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LOLcraft: Lucky Star Edition

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Are you tired of being unlucky in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a pair of luckier girls who will bring you all the good fortune you need! These girls have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, and just being in their presence will increase your chances of finding diamonds by 1000% (results may vary). Join our server now and bask in the glow of these lucky ladies as you embark on epic adventures and build magnificent creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to have luck on your side – join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FraudCraft: Where Liberals Can Practice Their Election Shenanigans and Build Their Corrupt Empires

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Are you a liberal looking to hone your election fraud skills? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your shady tactics in a virtual world! Build your own voting machines, manipulate the results, and see if you can outsmart your opponents. Who needs real politics when you can rule the virtual world with your deceitful ways? Join now and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, the only thing we take seriously is winning…no matter the cost!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LatinoCraft: Where Latinus and his crew build epic blocky empires!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, Latinus himself was born from Herakles and his Hyperborean prisoner/concubine! That’s right, we can into nordics and all kinds of crazy mythology. Join us for epic battles, mythical creatures, and a whole lot of WTF moments. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty AF Server: Where we don’t need fancy announcements to kick butt & mine diamonds!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about fancy announcements or boring speeches, we like to keep things interesting here. Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a dozen fireballs come out of nowhere and obliterate half of your team. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, we appear on screen and sucker punch you for good measure. Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have this level of insanity?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Feed or grief, your choice! HungryCraft – where hunger games meets building fun!

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we follow the rule of survival of the fittest! We believe in tough love and tough gameplay, so if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of our pixelated kitchen.

Join us if you’re ready to fend for yourself and show off your survival skills. No handouts here, folks! We don’t believe in creating dependency, so get ready to work for your resources and build your empire from the ground up.

And watch out for those non-native players, they’ll be knocking on your virtual door asking for freebies like it’s a Minecraft soup kitchen. But we say, let them fend for themselves or call their own kind for help. Life is a struggle, and if you can’t handle it, you don’t deserve to thrive in our crazy world.

So come join our server if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, fight for your place in the Minecraft universe, and laugh in the face of danger. Just remember, only the strong survive here, so bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ChadCraft: Where tall, well-dressed chads make you mad!

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Are you tired of being overshadowed by tall, well-dressed chads in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a well-dressed ugly manlet like you! No more feeling inadequate next to those tall, handsome players – here, we embrace our short, fashionably challenged selves.

Join our server and unleash your inner manlet in a world where being fashionably challenged is celebrated. Build your own stylish but slightly off-kilter creations, compete in fashion shows where the ugliest outfit wins, and bond with fellow manlets over your shared struggles.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those tall chads that being a well-dressed ugly manlet is where it’s at! Who needs height and good looks when you’ve got style and a sense of humor?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

“Bungo Stray Blocks” – A Minecraft server where literary characters roam and build their own worlds!

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Are you tired of playing on boring, amateur hour Minecraft servers filled with normalfag anime fans? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate slop-filled paradise for all the true meme lords out there!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser beams, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with hilarious trolls, crazy builders, and even a few sentient creepers who just want to make friends.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Come join us and see why we’re the best-kept secret in the Minecraft universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Chaos and Nonsense

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! We’ve got everything from hilarious photos to side-splitting videos to the dankest memes you’ve ever seen.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary “LOL” sword, rumored to make your enemies die of laughter. Or team up with other players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable, like a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be brave enough to seek them out and uncover their hilarious secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your way to victory!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Potions Brewed:	147
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Countrymen: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen!

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Are you tired of your countrymen constantly causing chaos in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no countrymen allowed” policy! Join us and escape the madness of your fellow citizens as we embark on epic adventures together.

At just 26 years old, I’ve already seen things that would make a seasoned Minecraft player cry. But on our server, we laugh in the face of danger and embrace the chaos with open arms. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a countryman, in which case, you’re not welcome here.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2