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Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

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*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

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Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4954	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!

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Are you tired of dealing with politics in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last piece of diamond armor! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have learned to relax and stop blowing up everything in sight.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7601	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft meets Dota 2 in this epic server for all your gaming needs!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Waifu edition! Why join? Because we have the most epic esports tournaments that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need some news to keep you entertained while you mine? We got you covered with our daily updates and patches that will have you saying “Enderman who?”. And don’t even get me started on our lore – it’s more twisted than a Nether fortress maze.

But wait, there’s more! For all you League players out there, we have guides that will help you transition from summoner’s rift to the blocky world of Minecraft. And if you encounter any bugs along the way, our bug tracker is here to save the day faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft waifu waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Smokin’ Blocks Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t resist a puff!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like quitting a 3 pack a day smoking habit – impossible but totally worth it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant smoking cigarettes that shoot out toxic smoke clouds. Collect cigarette butts as currency to buy epic weapons and armor to protect yourself from the secondhand smoke attacks.

But beware, if you think you can just quit this server like quitting smoking, you’re in for a surprise! Once you join, you’ll be hooked on the chaotic fun and crazy adventures that await you.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to kick the habit of boring Minecraft servers and embrace the madness of our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

StinkyFeetCraft: Where Indian Feet Meet Minecraft Streets!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you breathless? Look no further! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can experience the intoxicating aroma of Indian feet that have been traipsing through cow dung all day long. Trust us, it’s a scent you won’t soon forget! But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises around every corner. From lava-filled dungeons to diamond-studded pig races, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ores Mined:	3272	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with our Gen 1 Nova Aokami, who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated lands. But wait, there’s more! Gen 2.5 brings you Salmon Lordette, the ruler of the underwater kingdom with a fishy twist. And don’t forget about Gen 3, featuring Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Join now for a chance to witness Ruru’s epic karaoke performances and dive into our song playlist that will have you dancing in your virtual seat. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SoulCovCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame creepers as pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers aren’t as evil as Hamas

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us and help us defeat the evil forces of Hamas who have taken over the virtual world of Minecraft.

But be warned, Hamas is not your typical Minecraft enemy. They have enchanted weapons, flying pigs, and even a secret base hidden in the Nether realm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can take them down and restore peace to our blocky world.

Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate Hamas slayer and become a legend in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show Hamas who’s boss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2486	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2