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HeartbreakCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	264	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

advocacy, autism, AutismCraft, Awareness, conviction, criminal justice, DAUGHTER, death penalty, Demeanor, disability, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice system, Legal System, medical crisis, mental health, misjudgments, neurodiversity, Redemption, Robert Roberson, Robs, wrongful conviction

join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Buildings Constructed:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Monarch Migration Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	179	Divine Spears Created:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crops Grown:	5949

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	30

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Elderly Survival Quest

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can find fibroblast growth factor 21 IN DA GAME!!! it’s like a magical potion dat makes u live foreva in da virtual world. Polsenior2 study says if u join dis server, u gonna be immortal like a unicorn with wings. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and live 4eva in minecraft land!!!! 🦄🚀🔥

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Star Shards Collected:	110	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Labyrinth Smp

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Welcome to Labyrinth SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Experience!

Dive into the perfect blend of community-driven survival and modern gameplay on our SMP server! Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, we have something for everyone.

Survival at its Best Explore a vast, beautiful world where your survival skills are put to the test. Gather resources, build amazing structures, and thrive alongside a friendly, active community.

Set Homes & Claim Land Never lose your way again! Set multiple homes to quickly teleport back to your base, and with our land claiming system, you can protect your builds from griefers, ensuring your creations stay safe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4344	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3