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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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