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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Animals Bred: 47 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 8187 Dragon Scales Harvested: 358
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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