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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Dragons Tamed: 2
Animals Bred: 87 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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